A baby fish asked

Police arrested a drunkard & asked: Where are you going? Man: I am going to listen lecture on ill effects of drinking. Cop: Who will lecture at midnight ?? Man: My wife?
Q- What is the height of CONFIDENCE? . . . . . Ans- A 99 years old woman buying a SIM card with LIFE-TIME validity.
Once a 5 year old asked her big brother, ‘What is love? ‘ He replied, ‘Love is when you steal my chocolate from my school pack everyday, and I still keep it in the same place! ‘
Mr. Bean got an Invitation for a Party, They told him that he must put BROWN TIE only. When he went to party he was shocked? other were wearing pants & shirts also?
She is so fake that she should have two Facebook accounts; one for each face !!!
When people don’t laugh at my jokes, I just assume that they are not up to my level of comedy.