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Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It’s amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea!
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin and say that i will do anything to pass in the exams and professor says NOW OPEN YOUR . . . Books And Study
You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance.
What Is Extreme Height Of Hygiene ? . . . . An Architect Washing His Hands With Dettol After Making Drawing Of a Toilet
Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. After 3 it should default to Unstable.
Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage? Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet. Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.