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A girl was sitting on a park bench. Beggar: Hi sweetheart. Girl: How dare you call me sweetheart? Beggar: Then what the hell are you doing on my bed?
Arguing with girls, wife or ladies is like wrestling with a Pig in mud. After sometime you realise that you are getting dirty and the pig is enjoying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Days are going very slow and I feel Useless.. Nights are going Sleepless… Ohhh God… Am I in Love??? God says… IDIOT! You are a Desktop Engineer!
The secret of health for both mind and body Is not to mourn for the past, Not to worry about the future, Nor to anticipate troubles, But to live in the present Moment wisely and earnestly.
You Are Going To Decorate Your Finger With Wedding Ring. But Keep In Mind That No Girl Will Attract To See This Ring In Your Finger, In Fact You Are Going To Lose Your Fame And Charm. Enjoy This All Life Punishment. Happy Wedding
A boy of 1st class to her teacher. Do you like me? Miss. So sweet. Student: When should I sent my parents to your home? Miss. Why? Student: To talk about us. Miss: What are you saying? Student: For tuition.