Seen any money in my wallet
I think, I am starting to have a problem with my vision. Ever since I got married I haven’t seen any money in my wallet!
If you Happen to Love a Girl
If you Happen to Love a Girl, Try from ‘Another State’ Even If it Fails, You will End Up with one more Language in your Resume.. !
Let’s Suppose the Box is Open
Power of Mathematics One day a box wasn’t opening. Lawyer came, applied all laws but it didn’t open Chemist came, applied all reactions but it didn’t open Physician came, applied all forces but no change Even the biologist failed mathematician came & said . Let’s Suppose the Box is Open
Toilet seat with your toothbrush
Father to son: whenever i beat you, you dont get annoyed, how you control your anger? son: i start cleaning the toilet seat with your toothbrush
When people dont laugh at my jokes
When people don’t laugh at my jokes, I just assume that they are not up to my level of comedy.
Using duplicate key
Man: Doctor! My Son has swallowed a key. Doctor: When? Man: Three Months Ago Doctor: What were you doing till now? Man: We were using duplicate key