Best Slogan Written

Police arrested a drunkard & asked: Where are you going? Man: I am going to listen lecture on ill effects of drinking. Cop: Who will lecture at midnight ?? Man: My wife?
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!
A stupid boyfriend thought ‘LOL’ meant ‘Lots of Love’. So he sent this text to his girlfriend, ‘ You are only girl of my life … LOL’.
When a husband opens the car door for his wife, either the car or the wife is new!
Power of Mathematics One day a box wasn’t opening. Lawyer came, applied all laws but it didn’t open Chemist came, applied all reactions but it didn’t open Physician came, applied all forces but no change Even the biologist failed mathematician came & said . Let’s Suppose the Box is Open
Need your prayers guys, please remember me when you pray. I am scheduled for an optical appointment next Monday to have my eyes checked and possible procedure. Problems started just after the long Winter Break – every time I look in my wallet, I see nothing!