Probably Crying Born
You were probably the only one crying when you were born – whereas everybody else was laughing at you. May you live to blow a thousand candles, live your life humbly so that when you die, you would be the only one laughing and everybody else would be crying. Happy Birthday!
You know why women
You know why women starts with ‘W’… because all questions start with ‘W’.. ! Who ? Why ? What ? When ? Which ? Whom ? Where ? & Finally Wife.. !!!
Heart with a wound
If you genuinely love someone: Do not ever decorate their eyes with tears; Their ears with lies; And their heart with a wound!
Why do birds fall
Why do birds fall from the sky every time you walk by?
Years vacation at home
Exam offer!!!!!! bring a chit on exam day, scratch and show it to your nearest ‘professor’ win free trip to principals office, and enjoy 3 years vacation at home.