Chase a girl until she catches him

Real friends do not get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive!
Girl: Why do you follow me all the time? Boy: Because, when I was kid, my parents always used to say ‘Keep following your dreams untill you get them’!
Not the fastest horse can catch a word spoken in anger.
‘If a girl is not in luv wid any boy, she is missin somethin in life’ ‘If a boy is in love wid a girl, He will miss Everythin in life.
In India, driving a car is a war. And in war, you don’t tell your enemy your next move. That’s why no-one here uses indicators!
What Is Extreme Height Of Hygiene ? . . . . An Architect Washing His Hands With Dettol After Making Drawing Of a Toilet