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An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have? Sweeper: I have the job.
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day? . ? . ? . ? …. It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !
Great attitude is like a perfect cup of coffee. Don’t start your day without it. Good Morning!!
Height Of Confidence Many Professors Were Once Called. They Were Asked To Sit In An Aeroplane. After they sat they were told that these planes were made by their Students… They all hurried out of the Plane.. But Only One did not Move… He said….. ‘If it is made by the students.. This wont even…
Wife: I Have Changed My Mind. Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now?
Thought of the day: A bachelor can only chase a girl until she catches him!