How does a cow wish you merry

If you don’t swear while driving… Then you are not paying attention to the road at all!
Wanted Good Man able to pay bills, support family and shop. Must have car and gold card. Note: Please send a picture of car and gold card!
Q- What is the height of CONFIDENCE? . . . . . Ans- A 99 years old woman buying a SIM card with LIFE-TIME validity.
I wish dreams were like wishes and wishes came true cause in my dreams im always with you!!
Days are going very slow and I feel Useless.. Nights are going Sleepless… Ohhh God… Am I in Love??? God says… IDIOT! You are a Desktop Engineer!
A stupid boyfriend thought ‘LOL’ meant ‘Lots of Love’. So he sent this text to his girlfriend, ‘ You are only girl of my life … LOL’.