If I had a dollar for every girl

Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?
In India, driving a car is a war. And in war, you don’t tell your enemy your next move. That’s why no-one here uses indicators!
It was Women’s day yesterday. . . . . . Most of the married men were wondering what are the other 364 days called then?
An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have? Sweeper: I have the job.
Brain is the Most outstanding organ of the human body, it works for 24 hours 365 days right from your birth until you fall in love.
Let’s be honest with each other … we have both come here for the same reasons. Yes, you are right. Let’s go and pull some girls.