If I had a dollar for every girl

Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship!
‘If a girl is not in luv wid any boy, she is missin somethin in life’ ‘If a boy is in love wid a girl, He will miss Everythin in life.
Un twirling the twine that un twisteth between, He twirls, with his twister, the two in a twine; Then twice having twisted the twines of the twine, He twitcheth the twice he had twined in twain.
The police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart hijacking my feeling and driving me crazy see you in court.. !
Need your prayers guys, please remember me when you pray. I am scheduled for an optical appointment next Monday to have my eyes checked and possible procedure. Problems started just after the long Winter Break – every time I look in my wallet, I see nothing!
Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master