Emotions at safe distance

In India, driving a car is a war. And in war, you don’t tell your enemy your next move. That’s why no-one here uses indicators!
I never ever thought I had like you this much and I never planned to have you on my mind this often.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. An orange a day keeps the postman away. Basically if you throw fruit at people they go away!
A notice in a factory for girl workers. ‘If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work’
Q. Why do gorillas have big nostrils? . . A. Because they have big fingers..
When I Was Studying in School Days My Teachers Were Wearing Sun Glasses. You Know Why? Because, . . I Was a BRIGHT STUDENT.