An engineering student to his sweeper

I remember, I remember The roses, red and white, The violets, and the lily-cups, Those flowers made of light! The lilacs, where the robin built, And where my brother set The laburmum on his birthday, – The tree is living yet.
Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage? Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet. Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day? . ? . ? . ? …. It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !
Three gray geese in the green grass grazing. Gray were the geese and green was the grass
God made everything that has life, rest everything else is made in China.