An engineering student to his sweeper

Telling a Lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor, and a matter of survival for a married man.
When people don’t laugh at my jokes, I just assume that they are not up to my level of comedy.
A Thermometer is not the only thing that gets a DEGREE without having a BRAIN!
There should be a summer camp for adults where you just go and sleep for 3 weeks!
Power of Mathematics One day a box wasn’t opening. Lawyer came, applied all laws but it didn’t open Chemist came, applied all reactions but it didn’t open Physician came, applied all forces but no change Even the biologist failed mathematician came & said . Let’s Suppose the Box is Open
Boy: Wow… You Look So Perfect with Incredible Body And Flower like skin… What do You Use ? . . . Girl : Adobe Photoshop CS5!