Fake Facebook accounts

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.
A tear racing down your face, A feeling that no one can erase. Every tear however, stands hand in hand with a smile, It makes you feel better, and this life worthwhile.
The most ‘Sharmnaak’ thing these days is to say… . .. . that, ‘I am not on WhatsApp’..
I am a cop and you are under arrest on account of being you. It is illegal to be as lovable as you are. Now you get a life sentence in my heart.
If you put your face by a door, no one would ever come in
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.