Fat people should be called skinny as they have more skin surface area!
A friend is sweet when it is new… it is sweeter when it is true…. but you know that….. it is the sweetest when it is you…
Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons: Either they have no wife to go home to, or they do. : p
My nights are longer than my days, since I am not by your side; But it’s all worth it – dreaming about you, wakes me up with a smile mile wide. Good Night!
I think, I am starting to have a problem with my vision. Ever since I got married I haven’t seen any money in my wallet!