Fat people should be called skinny as they have more skin surface area!
On a romantic day a girlfriend asks from her boyfriend, ‘Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring? ‘ Boy : ‘Ya sure, from landline or mobile? ‘.
The secret of health for both mind and body Is not to mourn for the past, Not to worry about the future, Nor to anticipate troubles, But to live in the present Moment wisely and earnestly.
Sometimes I think what if… one day Google was deleted and we couldn’t Google what happened to Google!
Always do what you want, Don’t mind what other people might say, cause, Whether you Do it or not… People always have something to comment.
The police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart hijacking my feeling and driving me crazy see you in court.. !