One frog asked Astrologer: Please tell my future Astrologer: A smart girl will touch you. Frog: Great.. ! But when & where? Astrologer: next semester in Zoology lab
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you are looking for, go live with a car battery.
Sensible Lines By A Smoker To His Girlfrnd.. ' If you don't wanna see me smoking, then you better find other ways to keep my lips busy'..
As you count your blessings may they be as numerous as the stars in the sky. Good Night!!