First I felt that felt hat’s felt

Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life! Say thanks to wives
Thought of the day: Once the trust goes out of a relationship, it’s really no fun lying anymore!
Who walks with us through the difficult part of life? Mom Dad? No! Husband Wife? No! Friends? No! One and only our slippers!!!! So keep them safe
There was a fisherman named Fisher who fished for some fish in a fissure. Till a fish with a grin, pulled the fisherman in. Now they are fishing the fissure for Fisher.
Thought of the day: A bachelor can only chase a girl until she catches him!
Mathematics and women are similar as they both are complicated but…… maths is better since it has Logic at least….