Dreams come true

May the roses of love be with you.. May the breeze of happiness be with you.. May the river of joy be with you.. May the rain drops of god's blessings be with you.. HAPPY BIRTH DAY dear! May all your dreams come true!

Husband nd wife

Husband nd wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver nd wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

A drunk man arrives

A drunk man arrives late at home. He knows his wife will not open the door, so he decides to pretend he bought her flowers and knocks at the door. Wife: Who is it? Drunk: I bring flowers for the pretty lady. Wife opens the door and says: Where are the flowers? Drunk: Where is the pretty lady? The guy is recovering from deep injuries!