One frog asked Astrologer: Please tell my future
Astrologer: A smart girl will touch you.
Frog: Great.. ! But when & where?
Astrologer: next semester in Zoology lab
Never say – ‘I have no regrets’. Regret is inevitable, life hurts. The trick is not minding that it hurts!
Do not run through life so fast that you forget not only where you have been, but also where you are going.
Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you are worth that sacrafice!
Teacher: What shape is the earth? Student: I do not know. Teacher: Well! What kind of earrings does your girlfriend wear? Student: Square ones. Teacher: No, I mean the ones she wear on Sunday. Student: Round Teacher: Then, What shape is the earth? Student: Square on weekdays and round on Sundays.