Height of bravery for Girls

Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. ‘I will hear the oldest first, ‘ he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.
Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot, Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons!
A notice in a factory for girl workers. ‘If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work’
Wanted Good Man able to pay bills, support family and shop. Must have car and gold card. Note: Please send a picture of car and gold card!
I must be the luckiest guy alive because every day I see the same girl who I saw in my dreams the previous night. Good morning.