When a husband opens the car

In this world, everybody makes mistakes… but only mother-in-law, wife and boss have a God-gifted talent of finding them!
When Words Are Not Enough To Express Your Feelings Dont Think That You Are In Love. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. It Means That You Need To Improve Your Vocabulary :
Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories… of many good things.
A man can be happy with any woman as long as she is not his wife!
A small argument between a couple turns violent. Angry Husband: Do not let the animal in me come out! Wife: who is scared of a mouse!
A girl was sitting on a park bench. Beggar: Hi sweetheart. Girl: How dare you call me sweetheart? Beggar: Then what the hell are you doing on my bed?