When a husband opens the car

When a husband opens the car door for his wife, either the car or the wife is new!

Facebook should have a limit on how many times

Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. After 3 it should default to Unstable.

Funny

The rate of change of intensity

The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance

Funny

Sitting at the table does not make

Sitting at the table does not make you a diner, Unless you eat some of what’s on that plate. Being in america does not make you an american. Being born in america does not make you an american Proud it where ever you from.

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A guy went for job

A guy went for job interview. HR Manager: Will you be able to work under pressure? Guy: I have a girlfriend. HR Manager: Congratulations! You are hired.