When a husband opens the car

A man can be happy with any woman as long as she is not his wife!
Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
The police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart hijacking my feeling and driving me crazy see you in court.. !
people say that you can not live without love. but i personally feel. oxygen is more important…
There should be a summer camp for adults where you just go and sleep for 3 weeks!
Man: Doctor! My Son has swallowed a key. Doctor: When? Man: Three Months Ago Doctor: What were you doing till now? Man: We were using duplicate key