Funny

When a husband opens the car

When a husband opens the car door for his wife, either the car or the wife is new!

Funny

A girl may not help you to get lot

A girl may not help you to get lot of marks but Marks help you to get lot of girls so Love your studies not girls.

Birthday

Bless You All The Days You Live

May Your Troubles Be Less And Your Blessings Be More. And Nothing But Happiness Come Through Your Door! Happy Birthday! May Lord Bless You All The Days You Live.

Wise

Plain women are always

Plain women are always jealous of their husbands. Beautiful women never are. They are always so occupied with being jealous of other women”s husbands.

Funny

Un twirling the twine

Un twirling the twine that un twisteth between, He twirls, with his twister, the two in a twine; Then twice having twisted the twines of the twine, He twitcheth the twice he had twined in twain.