I am a killer

I am a killer,
i kill people for money,
but you are my friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE!!

Wearing pants shirts also

Mr. Bean got an Invitation for a Party, They told him that he must put BROWN TIE only. When he went to party he was shocked? other were wearing pants & shirts also?

Inspirational

People with talent will be lucky

People with talent will be lucky; People who work hard will become successful; And people with talent who work hard will become great!

Relationship

Build walls instead of bridges

Be the kind of person you would like to be with. Some people come into our lives, Make footprints on our hearts and we are never the same. People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.

Funny

Getting married is very

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.