I am a killer

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, But what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. -Oprah Winfrey
What makes people special is not the happiness you feel when you are with them; But rather the pain you feel when they are away from you!
Height of Unemployment Board in Frnt of a Reputed Software Company’BEGGARS WITH PLATE and FRESHERS WITH RESUME N0T ALLOWED!!! ‘
Why do we sometimes write ‘etc’ at the end in the exam? bcoz it means… E-End of T-thinking C-capacity.
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap 8 people at once!
Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you had miss them!