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Good morning, my sunshine. May the day be kind to you today, I hope you finish everything you start, And wait for the Moon dreaming about this day.
The difference between ‘Girlfriend’ and ‘Girl Friend’ is that little space in between we call the ‘Friend Zone’!
Q. Why do gorillas have big nostrils? . . A. Because they have big fingers..
I will Never Ever Miss You, I Always Say I will Never Miss You But, When I Close My Eyes I See You, When My Heart Beats You Come In Front Of Me, And When I Start To Forget You.. I Start Thinking About You, But Still I Never Miss You..
Boy: I am a super hero, guess my name? Girl: Superman, Ironman? Boy: No, Watchman, who saves owners lives!
A Man Lost Almost Everything In A Fire.. Next Day He Placed A Signboard… . Shop Burnt!!! House Burnt!!! Guds Burnt!!! But Faith Not Burnt.. Shop Starts Tomorrow..