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Some People Accidently Walk on your Feet and Apologize… While some People Walk all Over your Heart and do not even Realize.. !
Teacher To Student: Can You Define Who Is LECTURER? Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.
Time is always with the kind of people who have the courage to fly. Not with the kind of people who stand on the ground and watch the sky. Good Morning!
The police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart hijacking my feeling and driving me crazy see you in court.. !
Each day I meet someone new. But never find another you! The world is full of people, it’s true.. Yet no one ever compares to you.
Teacher : Correct the sentence, ‘A bull and a cow is grazing in the field’ Student : ‘A cow and a bull is grazing in the field’ Teacher : How? Student : Ladies first.