Mathematics and women are similar

Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship!
Early to bed and early to rise, Proves man has no interest in his Wife.
Different Phases of a man: After engagement: Superman After Marriage: Gentleman After 10 years: Watchman After 20 years: Doberman
Two friends finishing the paper, coming out of the exam hall, having a cool drink and talking.
Excellent Reply For The People Who Lectures Us Continuously… ‘When Ever Death Will Come, I Will Be Only One Who Has To Die, No One Else Will’.. !!
Little johnny: Mam, will you punish me for something that I did not do? Teacher : Not at all. Little johnny : That’s good. Actually i did not do my homework!