Mathematics and women are similar
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Who walks with us through the difficult part of life? Mom Dad? No! Husband Wife? No! Friends? No! One and only our slippers!!!! So keep them safe
Thought of the day: A bachelor can only chase a girl until she catches him!
Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely. A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly ‘Oh what should we do’ Said the flea’ Let us fly Said the fly’Let us flee’ So they flew through a flaw in the flue
I fell in love at first sight, but now I think, . . . I should have looked twice!
I am a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend I KILL YOU FOR FREE!!
Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!