Mathematics and women are similar

There are only 12 signs and 7 billion people. Each sign controlling approx 60 crore people. So if your horoscope says you are screwed… . . . Then be happy you are not alone!
people say that you can not live without love. but i personally feel. oxygen is more important…
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it!
Where were you? I have been waiting for almost half an hour. . . . . . Said no girl ever!
My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment…
What Is Extreme Height Of Hygiene ? . . . . An Architect Washing His Hands With Dettol After Making Drawing Of a Toilet