For men who believe their wives

Your face is such a mess, when you practice diving why don’t you make sure the pool has water in next time.
My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment…
The secret of health for both mind and body Is not to mourn for the past, Not to worry about the future, Nor to anticipate troubles, But to live in the present Moment wisely and earnestly.
Two friends finishing the paper, coming out of the exam hall, having a cool drink and talking.
Empty pockets never held anybody back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that.
A boy of 1st class to her teacher. Do you like me? Miss. So sweet. Student: When should I sent my parents to your home? Miss. Why? Student: To talk about us. Miss: What are you saying? Student: For tuition.