For men who believe their wives

He would throw a drowning man both ends of the rope just to see the look on his face.
Boy: Wow… You Look So Perfect with Incredible Body And Flower like skin… What do You Use ? . . . Girl : Adobe Photoshop CS5!
You are the twinkle of my eyes; The smile on my lips; The joy of my face. And the sparkle of my heart. Without you, I shall always remain poker face!
My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment…
I have been married for twenty years and I am still in love with the same woman… . . . If my wife ever finds out, she will kill me!
Before you go to sleep, do not forget to say thanks for everything good that has happened to you in the last 24 hours. I am thankful at the moment for you. Good Night!