Moron Virus Comes via Web-Mail…
Moron Virus: Dear Receiver,
You have just recieved a virus.
Since I am not so technologically advanced,
This is a manual virus.
Please delete all your
files on your hard disk yourself,
And send this to everyone you know.
When words are not enough…. To express your feelings…. Dont think you are in LOVE…. You just need to join… ENGLISH SPEAKING COURSE
Mountain rain or summer heat; Your friendship is the reason why I breathe. Tell me dear what is sweet? Is that you or your heartbeats? Happy Birthday Sweetheart!
The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance
Teacher : Correct the sentence, ‘A bull and a cow is grazing in the field’ Student : ‘A cow and a bull is grazing in the field’ Teacher : How? Student : Ladies first.