Moron Virus Comes

Love can neither be created nor destroyed. only it can transfer from, one girl friend to an another girl friend, with some lose of money.
I have been married for twenty years and I am still in love with the same woman… . . . If my wife ever finds out, she will kill me!
Abundant Wealth; Pounds of Cakes; Variety of Presents; Hundreds of Friends; And lots of Happiness. That’s my sincere wish for you on your birthday! Happy birthday, dear friend!
7 words for a long and happy marriage Yes Dear I am sorry It’s my fault.
Teacher: What shape is the earth? Student: I do not know. Teacher: Well! What kind of earrings does your girlfriend wear? Student: Square ones. Teacher: No, I mean the ones she wear on Sunday. Student: Round Teacher: Then, What shape is the earth? Student: Square on weekdays and round on Sundays.
Wishing you a day filled with love and cheer; May you be surrounded by all those who are dear; May your debts, misfortune and agonies get clear; And in life ahead, may you forge ahead in top gear! A very Happy Birthday to you!