My mother in law walks

Last year I joined a support group for anti social people, we haven’t met yet..
Life is a stream of beautifully lined up moments. Take a plunge and flow in this stream of precious moments!
Real friends do not get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive!
Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen!
God made everything that has life, rest everything else is made in China.
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day? . ? . ? . ? …. It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !