Nine nice night nurses

Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.
A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly
‘Oh what should we do’
Said the flea’ Let us fly
Said the fly’Let us flee’
So they flew through a flaw in the flue

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Sitting at the table does not make

Sitting at the table does not make you a diner, Unless you eat some of what’s on that plate. Being in america does not make you an american. Being born in america does not make you an american Proud it where ever you from.

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For men who believe their wives

For men who believe their wives don’t do much the whole day, guys it’s a tough job updating your ‘Facebook’ status every hour. Respect women!

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Find me

It’s very easy to eat sweet chocolate, speak sweet words, watch sweet dreams but It’s very difficult to find a sweet person. but I salute you. that you find me.