Notices when you don’t

Police arrested a drunkard & asked: Where are you going? Man: I am going to listen lecture on ill effects of drinking. Cop: Who will lecture at midnight ?? Man: My wife?
Can v do romance in the evening today? I am in a good mood Just a little bit of kissing and biting reply me soon! urs lovingly ‘MOSQUITO’
When words are not enough…. To express your feelings…. Dont think you are in LOVE…. You just need to join… ENGLISH SPEAKING COURSE
One frog asked Astrologer: Please tell my future Astrologer: A smart girl will touch you. Frog: Great.. ! But when & where? Astrologer: next semester in Zoology lab
Two friends finishing the paper, coming out of the exam hall, having a cool drink and talking.
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: ‘Father in law’.