God Does The New One Work Now
Wife: I Have Changed My Mind. Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now?
Fun lying anymore
Thought of the day: Once the trust goes out of a relationship, it’s really no fun lying anymore!
A Doctor and Engineer Love
A Doctor and Engineer Love Tha Same Girl. Dr. Used to Give her a Rose But Engg. Used to Give her Apple Daily. One day, Doctor Asks Why?? Engg: ‘An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away’.. !! Doctor Shocked , Engg. Rocks!!!
Why do couples hold
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day? . ? . ? . ? …. It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !
Please send a picture of car and gold card
Wanted Good Man able to pay bills, support family and shop. Must have car and gold card. Note: Please send a picture of car and gold card!
An engineering student to his sweeper
An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have? Sweeper: I have the job.
If a baby is born in Africa
If a baby is born in Africa… Wht will b the color of the baby’s teeth ? . . . . . Don’t stress your brain. How will a new born baby have teeth?? ; –
Comes late in life
Love is like measles… all the worse when it comes late in life!
A baby fish asked
A baby fish asked her mother: Y can’t we live on earth? Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it’s made for selfish.