Funny Quotes

Several women appeared in court

Several women appeared in court

Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. 'I will hear the oldest first, ' he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.

Getting married is very

Getting married is very

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.