Silly Sally swiftly
Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep. The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed shilly-shallied south. These sheep should not sleep in a shack; sheep should sleep in a shed.
Days are going very
Days are going very slow and I feel Useless.. Nights are going Sleepless… Ohhh God… Am I in Love??? God says… IDIOT! You are a Desktop Engineer!
A guy went for job
A guy went for job interview. HR Manager: Will you be able to work under pressure? Guy: I have a girlfriend. HR Manager: Congratulations! You are hired.
The difference between ‘Girl
The difference between ‘Girlfriend’ and ‘Girl Friend’ is that little space in between we call the ‘Friend Zone’!
Ladies first
Teacher : Correct the sentence, ‘A bull and a cow is grazing in the field’ Student : ‘A cow and a bull is grazing in the field’ Teacher : How? Student : Ladies first.
Need your prayers guys
Need your prayers guys, please remember me when you pray. I am scheduled for an optical appointment next Monday to have my eyes checked and possible procedure. Problems started just after the long Winter Break – every time I look in my wallet, I see nothing!
When a husband opens the car
When a husband opens the car door for his wife, either the car or the wife is new!
Fat people should be called
Fat people should be called skinny as they have more skin surface area!
The rate of change of intensity
The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance
Why are you eating there food
If your a Vegetarian to be nice If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food