I am a killer
I am a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend I KILL YOU FOR FREE!!
Keep them safe
Who walks with us through the difficult part of life? Mom Dad? No! Husband Wife? No! Friends? No! One and only our slippers!!!! So keep them safe
Love can neither be created nor
Love can neither be created nor destroyed. only it can transfer from, one girl friend to an another girl friend, with some lose of money.
Height of bravery for Girls
Height of bravery for Girls. . . . . . Going out of Home without make-up!
Excellent Reply For The People
Excellent Reply For The People Who Lectures Us Continuously… ‘When Ever Death Will Come, I Will Be Only One Who Has To Die, No One Else Will’.. !!
One frog asked Astrologer
One frog asked Astrologer: Please tell my future Astrologer: A smart girl will touch you. Frog: Great.. ! But when & where? Astrologer: next semester in Zoology lab
Birds Birds in the sky dropped
Birds Birds in the sky dropped a pooty in my eye, I don’t worry I don’t cry, I am just happy that cows can’t fly!
Husband wife are like liver
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
Hitler said funny
Hitler said funny but true fact of love: Boys and girls get into LOVE because of misunderstanding. !! and break up when they understand each other.
Wearing pants shirts also
Mr. Bean got an Invitation for a Party, They told him that he must put BROWN TIE only. When he went to party he was shocked? other were wearing pants & shirts also?