Mother will not allow me to go so far
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it. Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher: Why? Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!
Love has a special smile
love has a special smile girls use to trick with smile when boys are fallen in there smile they say, they are away a mile
Wife Running After A Garbage
Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage? Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet. Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
One day Raja and rani
One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani. She told stupid ‘This was a missed call’
A foreigner had very spicy
A foreigner had very spicy Indian dinner. Next morning he came out of the toilet & said, now i understand Why indian use water. Tissue Can catch fire?
Magnets have a positive side
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!
A boy of 1st class
A boy of 1st class to her teacher. Do you like me? Miss. So sweet. Student: When should I sent my parents to your home? Miss. Why? Student: To talk about us. Miss: What are you saying? Student: For tuition.
Father means care of life
father means care of life mother means love for life friends means share with life lover means playing with life
What Is Extreme Height Of Hygiene
What Is Extreme Height Of Hygiene ? . . . . An Architect Washing His Hands With Dettol After Making Drawing Of a Toilet
