I wish people were like money

I wish people were like money; so you could hold them up to the light to see which ones are real and which ones are fake.

Doin a good job

Shes down on her knees, Eager to please, Wid a throb of his nob in her gob, Wid a tingle in his belly, his legs turn to jelly cos shes doin a good job!

I have decided to add extensive

I have decided to add 'extensive experience in dealing with stupid people' to my resume. That has got to be a marketable skill!