I wish people were like money; so you could hold them up to the light to see which ones are real and which ones are fake.
I am a cop and you are under arrest on account of being you. It is illegal to be as lovable as you are. Now you get a life sentence in my heart.
Shes down on her knees, Eager to please, Wid a throb of his nob in her gob, Wid a tingle in his belly, his legs turn to jelly cos shes doin a good job!
I have decided to add 'extensive experience in dealing with stupid people' to my resume. That has got to be a marketable skill!