Parents asked college

Parents asked college watchman, ‘Is this a good college? ‘ Watchman: Probably the best. I did my engineering here and got campus placement!

An escalator can never break

An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You would never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

Drove to another party

Boy1: Yesterday I was too drunk to drive home. Boy2: So what did you do? Boy1: I drove to another party!