Rule for Managers: If a subordinate asks you a pertinent question, look at him as if he had lost his senses. When he looks down, paraphrase the question back at him.
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: ‘Father in law’.
Boy1: Yesterday I was too drunk to drive home. Boy2: So what did you do? Boy1: I drove to another party!
Life is the most difficult exam. Many people fail because they try to copy others – Not realising that everyone has a different question paper!
Love is when There are a million things you wanna say to someone but when they look you in eyes and hold you in arms nothing in life matters other than being with that person at the moment