Rule for Managers: If a subordinate asks you a pertinent question, look at him as if he had lost his senses. When he looks down, paraphrase the question back at him.
Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and lay from your heart. HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY
Father to son: whenever i beat you, you dont get annoyed, how you control your anger? son: i start cleaning the toilet seat with your toothbrush
Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life! Say thanks to wives
I think, I am starting to have a problem with my vision. Ever since I got married I haven’t seen any money in my wallet!