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I will marry the girl, who looks pretty in her Aadhaar Card!
You know why women starts with ‘W’… because all questions start with ‘W’.. ! Who ? Why ? What ? When ? Which ? Whom ? Where ? & Finally Wife.. !!!
Wife: Shall I prepare ‘Sambhar’ or ‘Rasam’ today? Husband: Make anything, we will name it later!
‘Not every girl has attraction in her eyes’ -but- ‘Every boy has his weakness on girls eyes’…
I heard someone whisper your name, but when I turned around to see who it was, I noticed I was alone. Then I realized, it was my heart telling me that I miss you!
If your a Vegetarian to be nice If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food