Seen any money in my wallet

There are only 12 signs and 7 billion people. Each sign controlling approx 60 crore people. So if your horoscope says you are screwed… . . . Then be happy you are not alone!
Life is great fun, untill you start expecting from it. Don’t do that, let the life surprise you & see the difference.
A day may start or end without a message from me, But believe me… it wont start or end without me thinking of you… See, i just did! Take care! you HAVE A NICE DAY!
Un twirling the twine that un twisteth between, He twirls, with his twister, the two in a twine; Then twice having twisted the twines of the twine, He twitcheth the twice he had twined in twain.
Q- What is the height of CONFIDENCE? . . . . . Ans- A 99 years old woman buying a SIM card with LIFE-TIME validity.
Where were you? I have been waiting for almost half an hour. . . . . . Said no girl ever!