Seen any money in my wallet

A boy of 1st class to her teacher. Do you like me? Miss. So sweet. Student: When should I sent my parents to your home? Miss. Why? Student: To talk about us. Miss: What are you saying? Student: For tuition.
Life is too short to start your day with broken pieces of yesterday. It will definitely destroy your wonderful today and ruin your great tomorrow. Good Day!
Problem is like Moon: It may increase one day; Decrease on some other day; And still another day, it might not be seen! So no point, worrying!
Fat people should be called skinny as they have more skin surface area!
Problem is just the distance between expectation and reality. So either expect less and accept the reality; Or expect a lot and turn it into reality!
A Man Lost Almost Everything In A Fire.. Next Day He Placed A Signboard… . Shop Burnt!!! House Burnt!!! Guds Burnt!!! But Faith Not Burnt.. Shop Starts Tomorrow..