Why noone here uses indicators
In India, driving a car is a war. And in war, you don’t tell your enemy your next move. That’s why no-one here uses indicators!
Fun lying anymore
Thought of the day: Once the trust goes out of a relationship, it’s really no fun lying anymore!
What is the height of Flirting
What is the height of Flirting? When your love letter starts with ‘TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN’.
Silly Sally swiftly
Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep. The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed shilly-shallied south. These sheep should not sleep in a shack; sheep should sleep in a shed.
Mathematics and women are similar
Mathematics and women are similar as they both are complicated but…… maths is better since it has Logic at least….
Think I married you for money
Wife to husband: why are you walking around naked. ? Neighbors can see your things. Husband: So what.. ! Wife: They will think I married you for money.