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Best slogan seen On a famous beauty parlour… ‘Dont whistle at the girl going out from here… she might be your Grandmother… !!
Teacher To Student: Can You Define Who Is LECTURER? Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.
There was a fisherman named Fisher who fished for some fish in a fissure. Till a fish with a grin, pulled the fisherman in. Now they are fishing the fissure for Fisher.
Brain is the Most outstanding organ of the human body, it works for 24 hours 365 days right from your birth until you fall in love.
Teacher: What shape is the earth? Student: I do not know. Teacher: Well! What kind of earrings does your girlfriend wear? Student: Square ones. Teacher: No, I mean the ones she wear on Sunday. Student: Round Teacher: Then, What shape is the earth? Student: Square on weekdays and round on Sundays.
A foreigner had very spicy Indian dinner. Next morning he came out of the toilet & said, now i understand Why indian use water. Tissue Can catch fire?