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A foreigner had very spicy Indian dinner. Next morning he came out of the toilet & said, now i understand Why indian use water. Tissue Can catch fire?
I am a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend I KILL YOU FOR FREE!!
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. An orange a day keeps the postman away. Basically if you throw fruit at people they go away!
A Doctor and Engineer Love Tha Same Girl. Dr. Used to Give her a Rose But Engg. Used to Give her Apple Daily. One day, Doctor Asks Why?? Engg: ‘An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away’.. !! Doctor Shocked , Engg. Rocks!!!
Different Phases of a man: After engagement: Superman After Marriage: Gentleman After 10 years: Watchman After 20 years: Doberman
If your a Vegetarian to be nice If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food