An intelligent person will open
An intelligent person will open your mind; A beautiful person will open your eyes; And a loving person will open your heart. May your day is blessed with all of them!
Commerce professor asks
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: ‘Father in law’.
Teacher To Student
Teacher To Student: Can You Define Who Is LECTURER? Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.
Let’s Suppose the Box is Open
Power of Mathematics One day a box wasn’t opening. Lawyer came, applied all laws but it didn’t open Chemist came, applied all reactions but it didn’t open Physician came, applied all forces but no change Even the biologist failed mathematician came & said . Let’s Suppose the Box is Open
Person at the moment
Love is when There are a million things you wanna say to someone but when they look you in eyes and hold you in arms nothing in life matters other than being with that person at the moment
A young girl after her honeymoon
A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired, When her friends asked her what happened? She replied : When this 70 year old bastard told me he has saved a lot from last 50 years, ‘I thought It was MONEY’