Suggestion to all girls

Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
If I could be any part of you, I had be your tear. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
When people don’t laugh at my jokes, I just assume that they are not up to my level of comedy.
Brain is the Most outstanding organ of the human body, it works for 24 hours 365 days right from your birth until you fall in love.
Mr. Bean got an Invitation for a Party, They told him that he must put BROWN TIE only. When he went to party he was shocked? other were wearing pants & shirts also?
Boy1: Yesterday I was too drunk to drive home. Boy2: So what did you do? Boy1: I drove to another party!