Suggestion to all girls, always marry a man your age. As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight!
As my eyes close to rest at night, A smile appears to have thought that you are there in my life and have promised to forever be. Sweet Dreams, Good Night!
My eyes detected My heart reacted Thousand were rejected & Only you were selected. . . . Because I needed a monkey for an advertisement.
A guy went for job interview. HR Manager: Will you be able to work under pressure? Guy: I have a girlfriend. HR Manager: Congratulations! You are hired.
Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. ‘I will hear the oldest first, ‘ he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.