It takes 15 trees

Father: Your teacher says she finds it Impossible to teach you anything! Son: That’s why I say she’s no good!
Wife: I Have Changed My Mind. Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now?
A boy of 1st class to her teacher. Do you like me? Miss. So sweet. Student: When should I sent my parents to your home? Miss. Why? Student: To talk about us. Miss: What are you saying? Student: For tuition.
Teacher: What shape is the earth? Student: I do not know. Teacher: Well! What kind of earrings does your girlfriend wear? Student: Square ones. Teacher: No, I mean the ones she wear on Sunday. Student: Round Teacher: Then, What shape is the earth? Student: Square on weekdays and round on Sundays.
Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it!