It takes 15 trees

Rule for Managers: If a subordinate asks you a pertinent question, look at him as if he had lost his senses. When he looks down, paraphrase the question back at him.
Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!
Where were you? I have been waiting for almost half an hour. . . . . . Said no girl ever!
When I Was Studying in School Days My Teachers Were Wearing Sun Glasses. You Know Why? Because, . . I Was a BRIGHT STUDENT.
I can FIX my PASSPORT Size PHOTO in My PASSPORT Can you FIX Your STAMP Size PHOTO in a STAMP?
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day? . ? . ? . ? …. It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !