Telling a Lie is a fault

Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and other is the husband.
A stupid boyfriend thought ‘LOL’ meant ‘Lots of Love’. So he sent this text to his girlfriend, ‘ You are only girl of my life … LOL’.
How does a cow wish you merry chrismas….. A: MOORY CHRISMAS
A typical student flips a coin and think. If Head- will go to sleep. If Tail- will watch a move. If Stands- will listen music. If Stays in air- will study
Wife: I Have Changed My Mind. Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now?
Sometimes I think what if… one day Google was deleted and we couldn’t Google what happened to Google!