Why I say she’s no good

God made everything that has life, rest everything else is made in China.
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it. Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher: Why? Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!
Time table for February month is listed below.. Enjoy the loveable month and have fun: 7 Feb Rose Day 8 Feb Propose Day 9 Feb Chocolate Day 10 Feb Teddy Day 11 Feb Promise Day 12 Feb Hug Day 13 Feb Kiss Day 14 Feb Valentine Day. 15 Feb Go Back to your Wife Day!
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: ‘Father in law’.
I can FIX my PASSPORT Size PHOTO in My PASSPORT Can you FIX Your STAMP Size PHOTO in a STAMP?
Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship!