Why I say she’s no good

Power of Mathematics One day a box wasn’t opening. Lawyer came, applied all laws but it didn’t open Chemist came, applied all reactions but it didn’t open Physician came, applied all forces but no change Even the biologist failed mathematician came & said . Let’s Suppose the Box is Open
Women live a better, longer and peaceful life.. !! Why? Very simple… A woman does not have a wife.. !!!
After a Big Accident, A Man Was Crying : O God! I have Lost My Left Hand…
I fell in love at first sight, but now I think, . . . I should have looked twice!
Little johnny: Mam, will you punish me for something that I did not do? Teacher : Not at all. Little johnny : That’s good. Actually i did not do my homework!
Need your prayers guys, please remember me when you pray. I am scheduled for an optical appointment next Monday to have my eyes checked and possible procedure. Problems started just after the long Winter Break – every time I look in my wallet, I see nothing!