Why I say she’s no good

A little kid asks his Dad, ‘Daddy, how much does it cost to get married? ‘ ‘No idea, ‘ replied the Father, ‘I am still paying for it… ‘
Thought of the day: A bad marraige is like a horrible job, you are happy to have one but always look out for other options!
I am So Glad That God Gave Me a Son like You. I am So Proud to Have You as a Son. I See A Little More of Me in You with Each Passing Year. No Matter How Many Birthdays Come and Go, You will Always Be My Little Boy. Happy Birthday Son.
A baby fish asked her mother: Y can’t we live on earth? Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it’s made for selfish.
Fat people should be called skinny as they have more skin surface area!
Women live a better, longer and peaceful life.. !! Why? Very simple… A woman does not have a wife.. !!!