There was a fisher
There was a fisherman named Fisher who fished for some fish in a fissure. Till a fish with a grin, pulled the fisherman in. Now they are fishing the fissure for Fisher.
Father means care of life
father means care of life mother means love for life friends means share with life lover means playing with life
Say thanks to wives
Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life! Say thanks to wives
Chase a girl until she catches him
Thought of the day: A bachelor can only chase a girl until she catches him!
I wish you a day full
I wish you a day full of fun, entertainment, joy, lots of presents, and closeness of friends and family. May you have wonderful birthday! Warm wishes on this special day!
Men hang out in bars
Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons: Either they have no wife to go home to, or they do. : p