Height Of Confidence
Many Professors Were Once Called.
They Were Asked To Sit In An Aeroplane.
After they sat they were told that
these planes were made by their Students…
They all hurried out of the Plane..
But
Only One did not Move…
He said…..
‘If it is made by the students.. This wont even Start ‘…
I have been married for twenty years and I am still in love with the same woman… . . . If my wife ever finds out, she will kill me!
Sitting at the table does not make you a diner, Unless you eat some of what’s on that plate. Being in america does not make you an american. Being born in america does not make you an american Proud it where ever you from.
Maths sir: What is a ‘line’? . . . . . A genius answered: A line is a dot, Going for a walk.
If your a Vegetarian to be nice If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food
Real friends do not get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive!
Police arrested a drunkard & asked: Where are you going? Man: I am going to listen lecture on ill effects of drinking. Cop: Who will lecture at midnight ?? Man: My wife?