I can love you but God can love you deeper

I can love you but God can love you deeper. I can be a friend but God can be your best friend. I can hug you but God can envelope you. You can cry to me but God can dry your tears. I can hold your hand but God can carry you.

A man meets a genie

A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, But his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets. The man thinks for a moment and says, Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me till I am half dead.

Phone bills and some love

If you are single, don't be sad. You are just missing out on big expenses, less self respect, unnecessary arguments, huge phone bills and some love!