The only thing worse than a husband who never notices what you cook or wear is... a mother-in-law who always notices what you cook and what you wear!
FriEND, boyfriEND, girlfriEND, best friEND - they all have an End. Only Family has 3 letters that say - I Love You!
I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.
The nominees for the best friend are You. You.. You again... Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! And the winner is . .. ... Me Because I have 'You'!