A couple had a fight one night

A couple had a fight one night Going to bed Husband says: Good night mother of my 3 kids. Wife Replied: Good night father of none.

He doesn’t know

He doesn’t know the meaning of the word ‘fear’ – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words

If my head looks

If my head looks like yours, I had shave my rear end and walked on my hands.

I am getting married next month

I am getting married next month…. its small party and only few people will be invited…… dont bring any gift….. just bring someone who ll marry me.