Wedding Cards should come up with a brief menu of the dishes so that we can decide whether to attend it or not!
An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have? Sweeper: I have the job.
My wife is hard to impress, I remembered the car seat, the stroller and the diaper bag... . . . Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby!
If I could give you one thing in life, I would give you the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then will you realize how special you are to me!