I heard that you went to the haunted
I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.
When you are content to be simply yourself
When you are content to be simply yourself and don”t compare or compete, everybody will respect you.
I never knew what real happiness
I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late.
A Thermometer is not the only thing that gets
A Thermometer is not the only thing that gets a DEGREE without having a BRAIN!