His idea of a practical joke is to go into the Home for the Blind and flatten out all the Braille.
Never look back. If Cindrella had gone back to pick up her shoe, she would not have had become a princess!
One of the most sad part of life
One of the most sad part of life: It’s tough when someone special starts to ignore you; ‘ But its even tougher to pretend that you don’t mind!
The University of Ilinois has hired
The University of Ilinois has hired 15 women to smell pig manure all day so that researchers can find out what makes pig manure smell so bad. You know who I feel sorry for? The woman who applied for this job and got turned down.