Never apply Terms and Conditions

Never apply Terms and Conditions in your relations; Because they will change into Contracts and Contracts can be terminated any time!

A couple had a fight one night

A couple had a fight one night Going to bed Husband says: Good night mother of my 3 kids. Wife Replied: Good night father of none.

Love and didnt notice

After a Marriage, A husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool when I married you. She replied, Yes dear, I know but I was in love and didnt notice.