Never apply Terms and Conditions in your relations; Because they will change into Contracts and Contracts can be terminated any time!
To be old and wise, you first must be young and stupid!
A couple had a fight one night Going to bed Husband says: Good night mother of my 3 kids. Wife Replied: Good night father of none.
After a Marriage, A husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool when I married you. She replied, Yes dear, I know but I was in love and didnt notice.